A FATHER'S CONCERN

A father put his three year old daughter to bed,
told her a story and listened to her prayers
which she ended by saying:

"God bless Mommy - God bless daddy -
God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say
good-bye grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't
know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it
was a strange coincidence. A few months later the
father put the girl to bed and listened to her
prayers, which went like this:
"God bless Mommy - God Bless daddy and
good-bye grandma."

The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh,
thought the father, this kid is in contact with the
other side. Several weeks later when the girl was
going to bed the dad heard her say:

"God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy."
He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep
all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his
office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch
sent in and watched the clock figuring if he could
get by until midnight he would be okay.

He felt safe in the office so instead of going home
at the end of the day, he stayed there drinking coffee,
looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally
when midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and
went home. When he got home his wife said, "I've never

seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said, "I don't
want to talk about it...I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never
believe what happened to me. This morning the milkman
dropped dead on our porch."

Airport Bathroom

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
"No........I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...
"Listen, I'll have to call you back.

There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions..."

CAR TROUBLE

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it
died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.

She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carbuerator"

She asks, "And, how often do I have to do that?"