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In honor of Valentine's Day I will post this.

We all hate spam/chain letter threats but this one is the best I've seen before. It came from a comment for a video on YouTube. Classic :)


"PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved"

Yes, it's not: you will have bad luck for the next 3 years, or your cat will die, or you will lose money on the stock market, or you will fart in public, or you will never win the lottery, or you will never ever ever ever EVER get to be with your "crush".

You, will, die. Glorious :)