Happy 28 Buddy

 
This last Friday night my long time best friend Dirk Jones joined me at the ripe age of 28. We had steak, we imbibed, we foosed. Then, at some point not too long after this picture was taken, came the shots.

He does not remember what happened when we went across the street to another bar. This is why I need to list his actions here for a matter of public record.

• When handed a tequila shot, dumped on floor in spite.
• Knocked over an entire table of drinks.
• Threw a cocktail glass at a guy and broke it against the wall.
• Spilled his beer on the foosball table and tried to push it down the goal.
• Almost "took it outside" with five(5) different guys.
• Found a penny on the floor and threw it at the waitress to get her attention.
• Was visited somewhere near ten times by the bouncer, yet still did not get kicked out. (you're welcome)
• Wore the pink balloon I got him at Champs tied to his waist.
• Wore a gift shirt that read: "I see you've noticed my big PP."

Good Times :)